7.06.2005

Things I learned yesterday

1. Fountains are lots of fun to splash in.

2. So are toilets.

3. Diapers can absorb an astonishing quantity of water.

4. So can little sneakers and corderoy pants.

5. This last can be a bit disturbing to anyone who is unaware of 1.

6. Automatic doors are extremely bizarre, and just a little bit scary.

7. So are swinging gates.

8. On most elevators, there is only one button within wuggy-reach... the alarm button, of course.

9. Likewise, on most bulletin boards, there is only one announcement within reach. The one that will start the largest chain reaction when tugged upon.

10. Dancing on manhole covers is great fun.

12. Trees look like flowers when viewed from below.

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