This letter refers to the amount requested to be paid to ______ as reflected on the payment stub contained in this envelope.
This amount cannot be exacted from anyone at this address for the following reasons:
1) The debt has been incurred by a Nathan A. Johnson. Please note that no such person resides at this address. There is a Nathan S. Johnston. Please note the differences in the spelling of the names.
2) Nathan S. Johnston is a minor. Specifically, he is 2 1/2 years old. He does not have a bank account, nor does he have access to any means of convincing creditors that he would be able to make good on any debt whatsoever.
A medical record from Nathan's place of birth has been enclosed. Further evidence of his identity, age, etc. can be provided in small claims court if necessary.
Sincerely,
Andrew Johnston
7.11.2006
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4 comments:
I can only imagine how they managed to botch that one...
*chuckle*
Poor poor fools.
Elena, are you sure Nathan (or your boys in general) weren't targeted for identity theft? That wouldn't be the first time they've stolen an SS# from a baby or toddler.
No, it's a different last name and everything... just very similar. This isn't the first time we've been contacted by creditors looking for Johnsons.
What a difference a "t" can make...
=)
Nevertheless, I'm going to check his credit report asap, just to make sure it's nice and blank.
Well, then, now that you mention it.. :) Even when Im "thinking" about your last name, Im inclined to say "Johnson". That "t" requires a bit of effort, concentration, & intentionality to not be neglected and forgotten!
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